How do you calm yo tiiits?

I don't. Even they deserve excitement sometimes

We usually sit and talk out whatever's upsetting them.

I didn't realize they needed calming.

I've never had to yet lol

I medicate 😵‍💫 Then sleep. And nicotine.

By cleaning the whole house and yard?

I can't they slap me back

I put on some Dolly Pardon..

when I sneeze, they wobble
when I cough, they wobble
when i move even slightly such as change position they wobble
They act like they have a mind of their own so no,
pointless for me to calm my tits

Acomohols work well.

I just hold them & tell them to chill tf out!

There’s no calming them.

I sing them a lullaby.

They have a mind of their own.

I rub them with lemon oil

Suckling

"pffft" to it all

I don't want to deal with angry tits, so I never grew any to begin with. 😌

By talking them out of being mad

I sit with dem titties. Feel dem titties. And cry.

My tits are uncalmable

Potato tits? 🥔🥴 I wish I knew, they are always angry like potato 🥔😡

Show them your balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let me show you. Take your shirt off