Without exposing where you work, what is something you say over 10 times a day? Guess others responses in the comments.

“My job is to explain your options and recommend a course of action".

“What we discuss is confidential"

“As we raise capital, I will guide you through the requirements, including negotiating with investors and drafting documentation to protect your interests".

'yeah, the best thing about 'standards' is having a wide range to choose from'
'that's not a thing'
'I dunno; this is the first I've heard of any of this.'
oh. 'you kinda have to choose... ' is becoming more common.

Is everything okay?
Where does it hurt?
Don’t feel bad, it’s not your fault.
Don’t worry, I won’t leave you.
Hang in there, we’ll get through this.

Nothing standard or repetitive
But I do get to interact with a lot of different people, mostly really pretty women

Pain is no gain.
You have to try.
It never gets easier. You just get stronger.
Sweat is fat crying.

I guess "hi. How's it going? What brings you in today?"

Please make sure…
Got it.
Thank you!
Please confirm.
Please let me know if you have any questions.

Hi,
What’s your username?

That's not supposed to happen.
I'll get to it in a minute.
I'm almost caught up.

I don't really talk at all

"Why did I go into this room?"

Safety first

Are you an ICE agent???

Send me your perishable logs.
Where is your reefer receipt?

"WTF"

“Basically”
“Basically…it means you have”
“Basically you can”
“Basically you have two hours”
“Basically if you can”
“Basically you can’t”
“Basically the best way “
“Basically the only way”
“Basically you can try to”

WTF x infinity. Daily.

God, i hope i dont kill someone today

Let me pull you up in our system

Fvck, over and over

😒

You take care of the homeless?