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Why do officers in the military not shower everyday?

In order to retain their Rank !

Theres a Colonel of truth in that one🫣

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

That was a Major violation of good jokes. It should have been kept Private on pain of Corporal punishment 😅

But I suppose I did get a General chuckle from it 😂

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bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 I think we've used up all the military ones,yep,we've crossed that Brigadier already,though I gotta Admiral we haven't touched the Naval ones ⚓

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@bookerdana I bet if we think about it, we could Semper Find a few more 😋

bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 This is the Ensign of a joke gone wild!

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

I laughed at that a lot louder than I should have 😒

bookerdana · M

@LilPrincess I did ,too 😆

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Baad….but there is a podcast

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/coloneloftruth

bookerdana · M

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Is it bad dad jokes???

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

@bookerdana no…deadly serious 😀

bookerdana · M

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Someone else used all the other military puns but I had to ask

smiler2012 · 56-60

@bookerdana 🤫what just privates rank lol

bookerdana · M

@smiler2012 Well pits do ,too🤢

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