Why do officers in the military not shower everyday?

In order to retain their Rank !

Theres a Colonel of truth in that one🫣

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

That was a Major violation of good jokes. It should have been kept Private on pain of Corporal punishment 😅

But I suppose I did get a General chuckle from it 😂

bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 sergeant at arms..expel this man😤

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@bookerdana Nevermind the sarge, I’ll Lt myself out 🤭

bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 HALT recruit🪖 wheres the salute🤨

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@bookerdana *raises drink glass* Salute! 🍻

bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 I think we've used up all the military ones,yep,we've crossed that Brigadier already,though I gotta Admiral we haven't touched the Naval ones ⚓

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@bookerdana I bet if we think about it, we could Semper Find a few more 😋

bookerdana · M

@Zaphod42 This is the Ensign of a joke gone wild!