I was on a diabetes’s awareness site.......It asked me if I accept cookies, was that a trick question💀
Why did Jeffery Dahmer have......no friends as a child? His parents told him to stop playing with your food!
When I was 5 I found at my grandpa had a twinA heads up before the funeral would have been nice I was traumatised! 💀
Crashing the Wedding Party::Long:::Dark HumorPoliceman: Why did you kill... ...88 people? What the hell was wrong with you? Driver: I was driving at 100km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they...See More »
Dark Humor ....but funny,if yer in the mood 😬I had a legless dog called Cigarette. Every morning I took him out for a drag.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. 🤫
Joke ::::longish 🌽🌽🌽 Enjoy!Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away..... Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had...See More »
be careful what you wish forOption 1: Let’s eat grandma. Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma. There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.
anyone have any good, dark, twisted memes they want to share ??..........calling all the cursed souls out there. LOL
Don't get it twistedJust because I have become happier doesn't mean I no longer believe humanity is doomed and making more humans is wrong. I'm just better at coping with the horror. The answer is: Don't think about it. Watch yourube* and shut up. Go to work. Feed the...See More »
I love this time of year ~you can dig graves in your front yard and people think it's just a cute display.
Why peopl call cum mayonnaise? It’s not that Thick it’s more like a conditioner look 😒🤣I don’t know why because a lot of people that I know adults the call at mayonnaise and I just don’t understand it and I always say it’s not that dick like mayonnaise like they must be something wrong with you because it’s just like the conditioner...See More »
Joke:Medium 🌽🌽🌽 kinda dark but SFWthe price of victory A man went to a restaurant and ordered lobster. When the plate was placed before him, the lobster was in numerous pieces. The man asked the waiter, “Why is my lobster so broken up?” The waiter answered, ”The creatures fight...See More »
Short joke:There is a knock at the door 🌽 🌽 (not cruelty free)A man answers the door, its a cop. Cop says, "Sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck." The man says, " Yeah I know, but she has a great personality.🤦♀️