Dark Humor again ::: My Son is now at that age where he's curious about female body.I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.π
TW:Very Dark humor β My favorite childhood memory was buildingsand castles with my grandpa Until my mother took his ashes away.π€―
twilight zone::The Joke:::A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winterShe tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or something to live in!" and swats the gnome with the broom again. The gnome tells her "If you hit... See More Β»
I hate double standards....................Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
I'm going to start writing my nightmares into stories.It's like a blockbuster horror every night π
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic......I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.π
Dark Humor..not everybody gets it :A plane is flying over the MediterraneanA pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened. Weβve lost both engines and weβre gonna have to land in the Mediterranean. The plane will stay afloat for a very short time. And weβll be able to open the door just long enough that... See More Β»