The ones who count joke long TW dark Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…'Well, says the boss, 'If I hire you guys, you have to promise not to eat any of our staff.' The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired. Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.... See More »
Poster Time of Doom joke..dark I am never donating blood again.The minute you walk into the door, its just questions. Like "Where did you get it?" and "Why is it in a bucket?"
Good and bad news..you know the drill but dark so TWA woman is in the doctor's office. Doctor: Your husband has been in a terrible accident. Woman: Oh no! Tell me.... Doctor: There's good news and bad news. Woman: Tell me the bad news first. Doctor: Well, most of the bones in his body are broken.... See More »
Dark Humor..after midnight editionA couple is driving on a deserted road to make love, but they forget to set the handbrake. The car rolls over a cliff, and the man is pinned inside while the woman is thrown clear, naked. She panics, but the man tells her to use one of his shoes to... See More »
Doesn't get it joke :dark:Long:: There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death rowThe warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: To be shot To be hung To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said,... See More »
I made a Dark Joke about Sending Retired Racehorses to Glue Factory in 2026.We went to Dim Sum at Three Happiness Restaurant. Y’Know for the Year of the Horse in 2026, A Year of the Horse Dark Joke about Sending Horses to the Glue Factory. Year of the Horse 2026’s Dark Joke about sending the Racehorses, Sick Horses, and... See More »
Dark Humor 🏴☠ ya were warned:::A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more... See More »
