Me: *pulls out box from my closet* *holds up urn* dang birthgiver you need some lotionShe went back in the box with no lotion 😡 she can stay ashy The only reason I took the urn out is because I’ve been struggling lately and trying to forgive her for everything
In the mood for morbid stuffPlease share pictures, links, movie recommendations and anything else you might think I'll enjoy. No animal or child cruelty tho!
VERY DARK HUMOR 💀 When my wife was in labor......the doctor came in and said, “I’ll be the one to deliver your baby.” I said, “No thanks, we’d like him to keep his liver.“
Dark Humour | It's not for everyone 😁 I dedicate this to all the so-called leaders, politicians, billionaires and people (who are falling for propaganda) who are destroying our beautiful world. 🖕 (1)
Dark Humor again ::: My Son is now at that age where he's curious about female body.I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.💀
TW:Very Dark humor ⚠ My favorite childhood memory was buildingsand castles with my grandpa Until my mother took his ashes away.🤯
twilight zone::The Joke:::A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winterShe tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or something to live in!" and swats the gnome with the broom again. The gnome tells her "If you hit... See More »
