Joke:Medium 🌽🌽🌽 kinda dark but SFW
the price of victory
A man went to a restaurant and ordered lobster. When the plate was placed before him, the lobster was in numerous pieces. The man asked the waiter, “Why is my lobster so broken up?” The waiter answered, ”The creatures fight inside the tank and they break off each other's limbs.” The man then said, “Okay, bring me the winner.”
The waiter agreed with the customer, went to the kitchen and came back after a few minutes. When the new plate was placed before him, the man noticed that the new lobster was mostly intact but it had two parts detached. He said, “This one does not have a claw and something else too.” The waiter said “Sir, this is indeed the victor but victory cost him an arm and a leg.”
A man went to a restaurant and ordered lobster. When the plate was placed before him, the lobster was in numerous pieces. The man asked the waiter, “Why is my lobster so broken up?” The waiter answered, ”The creatures fight inside the tank and they break off each other's limbs.” The man then said, “Okay, bring me the winner.”
The waiter agreed with the customer, went to the kitchen and came back after a few minutes. When the new plate was placed before him, the man noticed that the new lobster was mostly intact but it had two parts detached. He said, “This one does not have a claw and something else too.” The waiter said “Sir, this is indeed the victor but victory cost him an arm and a leg.”
