Why peopl call cum mayonnaise? It’s not that Thick it’s more like a conditioner look 😒🤣

I don’t know why because a lot of people that I know adults the call at mayonnaise and I just don’t understand it and I always say it’s not that dick like mayonnaise like they must be something wrong with you because it’s just like the conditioner that you put in your hair😳😅🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣🤣🤣 what y’all think tell me you’re thoughts 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼

DARK HUMOR!!!!

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BlueVeins · 22-25

May I please condition your hair?

Luke73 · 22-25, M

Maybe because conditioner isn't edible?

AsianEyezChulaRp · 31-35, F

@Luke73 I think it’s more on look like consume it when they’re talking in that way. Oh it’s mayonnaise because I’ve never seen mayonnaise a thin material like conditioner, basically

Luke73 · 22-25, M

@AsianEyezChulaRp You’re right probably. I didn’t mean it too seriously either

AsianEyezChulaRp · 31-35, F

@Luke73 I was hoping you was 😂

DrWatson · 70-79, M

Until reading your post, I had never encountered that particular use of the word "mayonnaise."

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

I prefer the term "baby gravy" myself, but that's just me.

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