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Do you know why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa Claus?

Because they make the toys
LiLShrimp
22-25, F
30 replies 446 views Dec 22, 2022
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M Best Comment
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 It’s 4am and I’m laughing so hard at this picture that my bed is shaking
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Threepio
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Threepio Santa’s seen some shit
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Threepio
@LiLShrimp Indeed...
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TryingtoLava
O snaaaaappppppp
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@TryingtoLava 🌝 Mikasa woke up today and chose to speak facts
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BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Just when I lose hope for the younger generation one of you posts something like this and the post about using chopsticks to eat chips and I realize we are in good hands for the future!
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@BackyardShaman Just when I thought my future was looking murky as well, and you said that. 🥺💛
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SW-User
Touché
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
NOOOOOOOOooooooooo !!!!!!

Santa is an immortal superhero who puts money in my Christmas cards -
EVERY FUCKING YEAR!!

And he brings joy to motherless children who mine bitcoin and don't ask questions.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@GuiltyBiStander 👁👄👁 What in the Wall Street Santa is this?
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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@LiLShrimp You just have to be pure at heart 😇
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AngelKrish · 26-30, M
True, they know how to make there own Santa's 😁
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maiohy · 18-21, F
Sadly true
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TheDisciplinarian · 61-69, M
Too Funny
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rayoflight · 46-50, M
Awwww
So sad 😢
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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
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SW-User
💀
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SW-User
😰
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calicuz · 56-60, M
Damned, Christmas just got real, real quick.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@calicuz #getrealdischristmas 🗿
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DDonde · 31-35, M
Oof
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.
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empanadas · 31-35, M
So the Chinese kid are elves ? Major plot twist
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@empanadas 🌝 And they work at sweatshops in Lapland
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empanadas · 31-35, M
@LiLShrimp I read lap land not knowing it was a place in Finland. and was like damn she went super dark on this joke.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@empanadas Lmao my jokes are open to interpretations 🌝
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