Do you know why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa Claus?

Because they make the toys

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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo !!!!!!

Santa is an immortal superhero who puts money in my Christmas cards -
EVERY FUCKING YEAR!!

And he brings joy to motherless children who mine bitcoin and don't ask questions.

LiLShrimp · 22-25, F

@GuiltyBiStander 👁👄👁 What in the Wall Street Santa is this?

GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

@LiLShrimp You just have to be pure at heart 😇