I was talking with the wife this morning.....

@hunkalove

Their problem was urgent and thorny:
The rich foreign students were horny.
She wasn't dismayed
That they'd pay to get laid,
Though at times she would suffer a sore knee.

@Thinkerbell pretty darn good, Thinker!

@hunkalove

Thank you. 🤭

@Matt85 or..a bad 1, based on his wife's perception 💅🤷‍♀️

@bookerdana I WAS here😀

@exexec Show off. 😅

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON Well played. 🤭

@Degbeme I swear it was not premeditated....I'm not that lucid this early....
Where's the bible, Torah,
something! ✋👀😇🤗😅

@ExtremeNext

@AndysAttic Nope.

@Degbeme A man spoke to his wife on her death bed, they had been married for 60 years...He asked he, 'have you ever been unfaithful to me?'. She asked him to reach under the bed and take out an old shoe box that was there. In the box there was another box, an egg box (with three eggs inside), there was also a very large sum of cash.

His wife said, 'every time I was unfaithful I put an egg in that egg box, this helped me with my guilt'. The husband was upset...but he reasoned...60 years, three times, and I was away a lot. He told his wife, 'I forgive you, three time is not so bad.' He then asked about the money...

she replied, 'Oh, I had so many eggs that I had to start selling them as soon as the box got full'.

@FeetAreFantastic