The synchronized sausage swinging team sign up here.

I’m the new captain of the synchronized sausage swinging team.
Anyone else want to join?

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Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M

I dont know if i can synch up, but im willing to try for the laughs

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@Moosepantspatty Great! Welcome to the team. If you’re new to synchronized sausage swinging, don’t worry, my assistant Stephanie will be there to coach you.

Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M

@Faroutcat i will wait patiently

lacrossegirl25 · 22-25, F

no thanks, too much bratwurst

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@lacrossegirl25 If you have problems with indigestion or heartburn from consuming lots of sausage, I have plenty of antacid tablets for you.

lacrossegirl25 · 22-25, F

@Faroutcat its never an indigestion problem..its a problem of possibly choking

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@lacrossegirl25 As captain of the team, I can assure you that you will not choke to death.
A little gagging never killed anyone.

VTDestiny · 22-25, M

...I'm at the very least interested and considering joining... how exactly does this sport work? Also is there a team uniform? Is it a televised sport? Is it competitive?

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@VTDestiny It’s a very competitive sport televised in foreign countries. Our team wears pink leotards with a hole in the crotch. We compete in a synchronized dance routine while swiveling our hips and swinging our sausages to techno-electronica music.

VTDestiny · 22-25, M

@Faroutcat This offer is very appealing, I'd be a fool to pass up the chance.

smiler2012 · 56-60

🤫 you are not head bangers are you 😄 [faroutcat]

SW-User

You just like dick.

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@SW-User That’s not true, sir!
I’m just doing my job as captain of the team.

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