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I’m the new captain of the synchronized sausage swinging team.
Anyone else want to join?

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lacrossegirl25 · 22-25, F

no thanks, too much bratwurst

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@lacrossegirl25 If you have problems with indigestion or heartburn from consuming lots of sausage, I have plenty of antacid tablets for you.

lacrossegirl25 · 22-25, F

@Faroutcat its never an indigestion problem..its a problem of possibly choking

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@lacrossegirl25 As captain of the team, I can assure you that you will not choke to death.
A little gagging never killed anyone.