You insisted on cutting in front of me - then you slowed down.

This happens far too regularly for my liking.
There seems to be this drive for people to be in front. Makes no sense.

At that point you roll down the window, put the hand down, and do "🤌🏻", followed by "🫴🏻" and finally "🖕🏻"*

(* or "🤏🏻" if you feel like reminding them the very reason they are the way they are might burn more)

So many people get this second personality when they get behind a wheel - i dunno why, compensation or something.

They seem to think that a few extra nano seconds are gonna change their life? Make them better? ...i dunno .

Everything is flipping competition these days 🙄

No ,slowpoke I passed you and you rage sped up*adds faux hawk*

Sorry. I was angry, the toaster was not working so I had to have cereal and I decided to take it out on you.

Don’t text and drive, Bro!

We road rage

Now you pass them, and do the same thing.