Was watching a movie on my iPad in bed. Fell asleep and it fell on my face. Left a bruise

I broke my fibula by standing up after kneeling for 10 minutes.

Climbing on gym lockers in middle school. Someone was slamming lockers shut and my finger was in the hinge of the locker. I almost had my finger cut off.

well i didnt really get injured much but i remember as a kid riding my bike drunk on my way home and for a moment thinking it makes sens to close my eyes for a moment just to rest a little. i ended up on someone's front lawn. i remember actually thinking it over and concluding that i can sleep a little and keep the bike going strait. but for fairly annoying injury, i was cutting a half of a mango in the bottom of my hand (at the top of pakaya volcano) and i cut right through the fruit and cut my hand.

I was sitting on the ground pulling weeds and I moved a rock and this huge spider ran right towards me. I jumped up and tried to run but there were jagged rocks everywhere and I fell on them. My shins were bleeding and swelled up like baseballs.

And once I touched a spark plug while mower was still running.

Taking shower, slipped on shampo

i threw my back out trying on jeans in a dressing room

Back in August 2012 I had a friend at the college I was going to who ran track. He tied a rope to a bike and attempted to pull it while running, with me on it. I ended up falling off and had to get 5 stitches in my chin.

My foot was slightly twisted stepping down a step which was 3cm tall and broke.

I pulled a muscle in my back stepping out of the shower (after having played tennis for a couple of hours with no injury).

I snapped the skin under my tongue trying to lick my eyebrow.


Dont ask

I was hanging on the back of a pick up truck and they hit the brakes a little hard and I flew up and into the back of the truck lol

One time I accidentally shot myself while playing with a .22 revolver pretending to be John Wayne.

I ran into a back of a van in foot.

ONE of them was, when I feel asleep reading one night, and one of the "arms" of my glasses ended up in my ear. I was pretty sure someone was trying to kill me, when that woke me up.

Touching a really hot light

My old mattress, I kneeled onto a spring that popped through and sliced my knee open. Blood everywhere. It was 3 am and I rushed to the ER.

Sliding in a sandpit!

I fell off my Grandma's porch and hit my head on cinder block and gashed it open...trying to pee like a boy.

Might not be a freak way, but I once was cutting tile and the piece broke like 3 times. I punched the tile and partially severed 2 tendons

I slipped on a paper towel that fell on the floor and tore a bunch of skin off my leg/ankle. I went down hard and slid on the floor.

I fell asleep sitting up while drunk. I woke up on the floor with a cut and big lump on my head

Hit my arm.on a coat walking into a bathroom stall. Dont ask

I broke my neck while sleeping 😅

Too dumb to note here

Stabbed myself with a pencil by accident

While flinching I stuck a metal rod into my eye socket.