Ray007 · 36-40, M
Compromise your sleeping position so that it is out of "sight"
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MzAnonymouz · 36-40, F
@Dewms Youre a tranny?😄
MzAnonymouz · 36-40, F
@Dewms I believe it
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gummybears · F
@SW-User 😂😂😂
wilderflower · F
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@wilderflower It was ,but since you were being silly "and joking "
just thought I would help ,I like a good laugh once in a while too
Hence the part "You are the one with the brain "😂
I am sure if you really needed a lesson in sex someone would have shown you by now ,,men are always eager to help with stuff like that
Like I told another 40 yr old telling a 20 yr old female he thought her friend having sex with an uncle and a nephew was hot
now she is pregnant wanting to know if a DNA test can determine with one the Dad of the child is ,,I am sure she was not 20 ,kids lie here .
I was just wondering if he had daughters
and if an uncle and a nephew did a double on his kid would that be hot too
or does he do seconds after his nephew with his nephews girlfriend
When its you're kid or family is it so hot then ?
I just don't get the mentality with men 40 and up that must have families
being able to talk that smack to someone else's kid
but wouldn't like it if someone talked the same format with his kid
So I ask them sometimes ,,I mean if we can ask such questions of strangers
are we not kind of open for whatever we get ?
I at least make sure someone learned something from my answers
I didn't try to get sexual with someone else kid ,just inform you
before a pervert offered to give you a real lesson
like the guy who I am sure would love his nephew to let him be with his girlfriend too ,since he thinks its so HOT!!!!
and you don't like pee erections poking you ..wake him up and tell him to go to the bath room is the right answer ..but I was joking too
Though I don't really like talking to another mans daughter about such things ,,normally I would say "Go ask you're Mom ",,not strangers on SW
It was after all for amusement purposes right ?
just thought I would help ,I like a good laugh once in a while too
Hence the part "You are the one with the brain "😂
I am sure if you really needed a lesson in sex someone would have shown you by now ,,men are always eager to help with stuff like that
Like I told another 40 yr old telling a 20 yr old female he thought her friend having sex with an uncle and a nephew was hot
now she is pregnant wanting to know if a DNA test can determine with one the Dad of the child is ,,I am sure she was not 20 ,kids lie here .
I was just wondering if he had daughters
and if an uncle and a nephew did a double on his kid would that be hot too
or does he do seconds after his nephew with his nephews girlfriend
When its you're kid or family is it so hot then ?
I just don't get the mentality with men 40 and up that must have families
being able to talk that smack to someone else's kid
but wouldn't like it if someone talked the same format with his kid
So I ask them sometimes ,,I mean if we can ask such questions of strangers
are we not kind of open for whatever we get ?
I at least make sure someone learned something from my answers
I didn't try to get sexual with someone else kid ,just inform you
before a pervert offered to give you a real lesson
like the guy who I am sure would love his nephew to let him be with his girlfriend too ,since he thinks its so HOT!!!!
and you don't like pee erections poking you ..wake him up and tell him to go to the bath room is the right answer ..but I was joking too
Though I don't really like talking to another mans daughter about such things ,,normally I would say "Go ask you're Mom ",,not strangers on SW
It was after all for amusement purposes right ?
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@wilderflower Either way is nice... 🥰
wilderflower · F
@polyandrym66 Yes right? 😉
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
Pherick · 41-45, M
Here you go, https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325305.php
Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is not a result of sexual arousal or having a dream relating to sex. Instead, it is a normal function of the male reproductive system.
In fact, regular episodes of NPT are a sign that the nerves and blood supply to the penis are healthy.
If a male does not have NPT regularly, it can indicate a health issue, such as erectile dysfunction (ED), which involves having trouble getting or keeping an erection. Not having regular NPT can also suggest other problems with the nerves or the blood supply to the male reproductive organs.
A hormonal imbalance, such as a decrease in testosterone, can also affect how often a person experiences NPT. A lack of regular NPT can sometimes result from not getting quality sleep.
As a person gets older, they can expect to experience NPT less often. This change should happen gradually, as hormone levels shift. Anyone who notices a sudden drop in the number of their NPT episodes should speak with a doctor to rule out any potential health issues.
In fact, regular episodes of NPT are a sign that the nerves and blood supply to the penis are healthy.
If a male does not have NPT regularly, it can indicate a health issue, such as erectile dysfunction (ED), which involves having trouble getting or keeping an erection. Not having regular NPT can also suggest other problems with the nerves or the blood supply to the male reproductive organs.
A hormonal imbalance, such as a decrease in testosterone, can also affect how often a person experiences NPT. A lack of regular NPT can sometimes result from not getting quality sleep.
As a person gets older, they can expect to experience NPT less often. This change should happen gradually, as hormone levels shift. Anyone who notices a sudden drop in the number of their NPT episodes should speak with a doctor to rule out any potential health issues.
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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@Anonymartyr Thanks Doc!
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
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polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
"Annoying"????
You should be grateful that he gets aroused being around you without even being touched by you...
I hope that you are rewarding him for showing and sharing his love and attraction to you every time you find out he has a hardon...
This will encourage him to continue thinking and dreaming sexy thoughts about you...
You should be grateful that he gets aroused being around you without even being touched by you...
I hope that you are rewarding him for showing and sharing his love and attraction to you every time you find out he has a hardon...
This will encourage him to continue thinking and dreaming sexy thoughts about you...
MzAnonymouz · 36-40, F
@polyandrym66 I do, but not at 4am.
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@MzAnonymouz Always make the exception to please him whenever he gets a hardon and you will have a devoted lover forever..
Ignore his woody and he will drift away in time..
Ignore his woody and he will drift away in time..
NativeOregonian · 51-55
Our health teacher in highschool claimed that if a guy didn't "blow his load", his words, every three days or so, then "morning wood" will only get worse. 🙄🤦♀️
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
It's a physiological response to the unconscious blood pressure rise during dream cycles!
xRedx · M
Morning wood is one of nature's top mysteries
Flipper111 · 51-55, M
Better tap into their dreams to find out ;)
Hotelroom38 · 51-55, M
usually as a result of being on here 😇😅
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Who knows?We just do..😺
djjohnson · 41-45, M
a person's blood flows differently when they sleep. it isn't just first thing in the morning but rather during certain stages of the sleep cycle the blood will flow differently causing an erection.
SmallMack · 31-35, M
Lol if you are small like me in size it doesn’t matter
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Rofl chill with that pfp
rckt148 · 61-69, M
holding back the urge to urinate is not the same thing as arousal
He could let it rip ,dreaming for instance he is already in the bathroom
but I bet you would hate waking up in a pissy bed a lot more then being poked
He could let it rip ,dreaming for instance he is already in the bathroom
but I bet you would hate waking up in a pissy bed a lot more then being poked
IWasCallingYaLarry · 31-35, M
Not sure. I often get boners for no reason. They're called No Reason Boners.
SW-User
Boner at 4am? 😂 Maybe he was wet dreaming.
SW-User
Your eye brows are freaking me out.
Celt50 · 51-55, M
To stop women from taking up our side of the bed 😏
JP1119 · 36-40, M
He pokes your bare butt?
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
Damn I would eat u out
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
She said she was getting annoyed at 4 in the morning because she was getting poked so do the opposite maybe she wouldn't have mind
MzAnonymouz · 36-40, F
@LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 Very helpful. Thank You
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
@MzAnonymouz ur welcome
Idontknowlol · 41-45, M
Because lazy ass women won't sadify our needs and pretend to have headaches every night.