Why do men get raging boner early in the morning?

Its nice a lot of time but it can get annoying getting poked from behind at 4 in the morning.

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Carver · 31-35, F

They have a brain and a penis but not enough blood to make them both function at once, so when they’re asleep while their brain is inactive, all the blood goes to their penis.

Flipper111 · 51-55, M

Lol. 10 out of 10 for creativity @Carver

Carver · 31-35, F

@Flipper111 Thanks, but I actually can’t take credit for that one. lol

Flipper111 · 51-55, M

Good of you to admit that :). And funny nonetheless.
Even to the owner of a penis....;)@Carver

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Carver Hey!! I resemble that remark. 😏