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Why do men get raging boner early in the morning?

Its nice a lot of time but it can get annoying getting poked from behind at 4 in the morning.
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The poke is a sign to turn around. Unless you like him coming in the back door... 🤭
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@wilderflower thats just wrong
He can reach the right spot from that direction too ,
with a bad back ,my favorite position ,and I don't get the other spot
Not that I should have this conversation in mixed company or with strangers
but just sayin ,since the subject was brought up
@rckt148 I know he can reach it from the back. Thanks.
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@wilderflower Just making sure ,,,you did make it sound like there was only 1 option from that position ,,just making sure you knew
I mean ,why didn't you ask him this question to start with ?
Or is it you are the one with the brains ?
@rckt148 Thanks for making sure I know about sex. I guess the snicker emoji wasn’t good enough to let you know I was joking.
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@wilderflower It was ,but since you were being silly "and joking "
just thought I would help ,I like a good laugh once in a while too
Hence the part "You are the one with the brain "😂
I am sure if you really needed a lesson in sex someone would have shown you by now ,,men are always eager to help with stuff like that

Like I told another 40 yr old telling a 20 yr old female he thought her friend having sex with an uncle and a nephew was hot
now she is pregnant wanting to know if a DNA test can determine with one the Dad of the child is ,,I am sure she was not 20 ,kids lie here .
I was just wondering if he had daughters
and if an uncle and a nephew did a double on his kid would that be hot too
or does he do seconds after his nephew with his nephews girlfriend
When its you're kid or family is it so hot then ?
I just don't get the mentality with men 40 and up that must have families
being able to talk that smack to someone else's kid
but wouldn't like it if someone talked the same format with his kid
So I ask them sometimes ,,I mean if we can ask such questions of strangers
are we not kind of open for whatever we get ?
I at least make sure someone learned something from my answers
I didn't try to get sexual with someone else kid ,just inform you
before a pervert offered to give you a real lesson
like the guy who I am sure would love his nephew to let him be with his girlfriend too ,since he thinks its so HOT!!!!
and you don't like pee erections poking you ..wake him up and tell him to go to the bath room is the right answer ..but I was joking too
Though I don't really like talking to another mans daughter about such things ,,normally I would say "Go ask you're Mom ",,not strangers on SW
It was after all for amusement purposes right ?
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@wilderflower Either way is nice... 🥰
@polyandrym66 Yes right? 😉