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top 5 reasons my penis is the best

1. soft skin
2. milk chocolate color
3. fits in the palm of your hand
4. makes a nice bulge
5. does not discriminate
SW-User
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TheIncredibleHulka · 26-30, F
Then why don't I see others talking about your weener?
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@TheIncredibleHulka So what do you think of John Olinger & Would You Do Him
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TheIncredibleHulka · 26-30, F
@JohnOinger nah wait till @EugenieLaBorgia sees that. 😅
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NIC0LE · F
Absolutely no one:
Weeweeballs: my penis is better than yours.
😂😏
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wackidywack · 22-25
@NIC0LE he's 100% correct
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SW-User
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
Dood
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SW-User
@dumpstermeow it smells like a dead squid in there anyways 😒
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User that's your fault. 😾
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SW-User
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Dewms ·
Yikes
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SW-User
@Dewms don't do me like dat
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Stark
@Dewms 😬
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Dewms ·
@SW-User @Stark 😂😂
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InvaderNice · 26-30, M
Are you trying to say small penises aren’t bad?
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SW-User
@InvaderNice it's all about fit
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Snowvixen
Desperation isnt a appealing trait 😂
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SW-User
@Snowvixen who said its desperate 🤨
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deadgerbil · 22-25, M
It's fun sized 🤭
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SW-User
@deadgerbil stfu 😒
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deadgerbil · 22-25, M
@SW-User You don't deny :O
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SW-User
@deadgerbil it is fun, and it is sized
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SW-User
omg best penis
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SW-User
@SW-User ikr
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InvaderNice · 26-30, M
@SW-User http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com
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SW-User
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SW-User
@SW-User same color as asian vaginas 🤭
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SW-User
@SW-User Not always. Depends on the tint hahaha
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SW-User
@SW-User 😮
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SW-User
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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SW-User
@SW-User 😂
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SW-User
@SW-User bruh!🤦🏻‍♀️
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RandomForest ·
Mine is all those things...except it's white and it's two palms...and doesn't like people who chew with their mouths open.
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Stark
you’re too dark to have a caramel color dick
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Stark
@SW-User lol it does. Chocolate penis
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SW-User
@Stark u right i changed it
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Stark
@SW-User milk chocolate is perf
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Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
😂 and he never let's you down 😜
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow So what do you think of weeweeballs & Would you do him
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Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
@JohnOinger we did it the other day 😜
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
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wackidywack · 22-25
aw an all inclusive penis 🤗
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SW-User
@wackidywack hugs from my penis 🤗
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BeefySenpie · M
It's a mini subby bulge ain't it
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SW-User
@BeefySenpie hell no 💪
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ExtremeNext · 31-35, F
Can I put lipstick on it 💋
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SW-User
@ExtremeNext yes, but try not to bite
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Asm0deus · F
[center]😬😬[/center]
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SW-User
@Asm0deus lucky you, my SWife 😘
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Asm0deus · F
[center]Oh my little lychee, i am very lucky to own you and your weenie. [/center]@SW-User
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Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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🤷‍♀️
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RandomForest ·
@Harriet03 oooof
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tenente · 100+, M
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SW-User
@tenente 😂
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