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top 5 reasons my penis is the best

1. soft skin
2. milk chocolate color
3. fits in the palm of your hand
4. makes a nice bulge
5. does not discriminate
TheIncredibleHulka · 26-30, F
Then why don't I see others talking about your weener?
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@TheIncredibleHulka So what do you think of John Olinger & Would You Do Him
TheIncredibleHulka · 26-30, F
@JohnOinger nah wait till @EugenieLaBorgia sees that. 😅
NIC0LE · F
Absolutely no one:
Weeweeballs: my penis is better than yours.
😂😏
wackidywack · 22-25
@NIC0LE he's 100% correct
SW-User
SW-User
@dumpstermeow it smells like a dead squid in there anyways 😒
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User that's your fault. 😾
SW-User
SW-User
@Dewms don't do me like dat
@Dewms 😬
Dewms ·
@SW-User @Stark 😂😂
InvaderNice · 26-30, M
Are you trying to say small penises aren’t bad?
SW-User
@InvaderNice it's all about fit
Desperation isnt a appealing trait 😂
SW-User
@Snowvixen who said its desperate 🤨
deadgerbil · 22-25, M
It's fun sized 🤭
SW-User
@deadgerbil stfu 😒
deadgerbil · 22-25, M
@SW-User You don't deny :O
SW-User
@deadgerbil it is fun, and it is sized
SW-User
omg best penis
SW-User
@SW-User ikr
InvaderNice · 26-30, M
@SW-User http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com
SW-User
@SW-User same color as asian vaginas 🤭
SW-User
@SW-User Not always. Depends on the tint hahaha
SW-User
@SW-User 😮
SW-User
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
SW-User
@SW-User 😂
SW-User
@SW-User bruh!🤦🏻‍♀️
Mine is all those things...except it's white and it's two palms...and doesn't like people who chew with their mouths open.
you’re too dark to have a caramel color dick
@SW-User lol it does. Chocolate penis
SW-User
@Stark u right i changed it
@SW-User milk chocolate is perf
😂 and he never let's you down 😜
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow So what do you think of weeweeballs & Would you do him
@JohnOinger we did it the other day 😜
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
wackidywack · 22-25
aw an all inclusive penis 🤗
SW-User
@wackidywack hugs from my penis 🤗
It's a mini subby bulge ain't it
SW-User
@BeefySenpie hell no 💪
ExtremeNext · 31-35, F
Can I put lipstick on it 💋
SW-User
@ExtremeNext yes, but try not to bite
Asm0deus · F
[center]😬😬[/center]
SW-User
@Asm0deus lucky you, my SWife 😘
Asm0deus · F
[center]Oh my little lychee, i am very lucky to own you and your weenie. [/center]@SW-User
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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🤷‍♀️
@Harriet03 oooof
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@tenente 😂

 
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