top 5 reasons my penis is the best

1. soft skin
2. milk chocolate color
3. fits in the palm of your hand
4. makes a nice bulge
5. does not discriminate

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Stark

you’re too dark to have a caramel color dick

SW-User

@Stark yeah but i didn't want to call it brown coz that sounds nasty

Stark

@SW-User lol it does. Chocolate penis

SW-User

@Stark u right i changed it

Stark

@SW-User milk chocolate is perf