top 5 reasons my penis is the best

1. soft skin
2. milk chocolate color
3. fits in the palm of your hand
4. makes a nice bulge
5. does not discriminate

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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

Dood

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@dumpstermeow yeah u know

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User I've never thought about your peen more than at this moment.

SW-User

@dumpstermeow that was the intent of this post 😌

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User you win this round

SW-User

@dumpstermeow dommed tf outta u

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User 😾

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@dumpstermeow not liking the new one

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User I like the multi cat action. 😾

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@dumpstermeow way too messy for a pfp. this is better but i'd go with blue.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User I have a bigger option.

SW-User

@dumpstermeow lmao no, this one just looks like a bully

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User I am a bully. 🤷🏼

SW-User

@dumpstermeow no 😾 you're a smol pussy looking for a home

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User no, you are. 😾

SW-User

@dumpstermeow my home is ur closet

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User that's my cat's home. Get out.

SW-User

@dumpstermeow it smells like a dead squid in there anyways 😒

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User that's your fault. 😾

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