top 5 reasons my penis is the best

1. soft skin
2. milk chocolate color
3. fits in the palm of your hand
4. makes a nice bulge
5. does not discriminate

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TheIncredibleHulka · 31-35, F

Then why don't I see others talking about your weener?

SW-User

@TheIncredibleHulka i've been hiding it under my sweatpants until now. but now yall are ready.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheIncredibleHulka so what do you think of weeweeballs and would you do him

TheIncredibleHulka · 31-35, F

@JohnOinger he has wee little balls and no I'd rather leave that for his wife.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheIncredibleHulka So what do you think of John Olinger & Would You Do Him

TheIncredibleHulka · 31-35, F

@JohnOinger nah wait till @EugenieLaBorgia sees that. 😅