What is THE most American thing you can think of?

@lovelywarpedlemon ❤

@Coppercoil 🤗

@SW-User she's French 😏

Sounds relaxing.

@SW-User Exactly. The two key selling points. Loud noises and flashing lights. Fireworks.

@ohplease Nah, we use drugs for that 👍

@SW-User I grew up in Ohio and went to Toronto once and tourists asked me for directions, and I said I was lost, too. It was nice to know I fit in, in a cool place like Toronto. But I would not want to live there, too cold!

@JoyfulSilence Yes id love to visit there but I wouldn’t like the cold. I’d like to visit the US one day if I can ever afford it. So much to see.

@SW-User Someday I will have to visit Australia.

@kate21 the state? I used to live in Wichita

@SW-User 🏈

@Coppercoil 😄 I love football

@SW-User 🙀

@NoYou lmfao

@NoYou ooh..that sounds very promiscuous.

@Recluse lol i'm in tears wtf

@SW-User Is this man part of a church or a country buffet?

@ohplease Joel Osteen owns a mega church but probably also owns buffets too.

@VolpeTredici It makes sense seeing how we have the biggest variety of races.

@Reject 🙀

@VolpeTredici funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you :)

@dragonfly46 together?

@MissMollyCharlotte0702 I want chicken and gravy.

@ProfessorPlum77 That’s it.

@SimplyTracie And, the flag, of course.

@ProfessorPlum77 I would imagine the flag is the same for every country. Not like Apple Pie.

@SW-User Hmmmm Maybe 🤷

@SW-User Gross, I hate pecan pie

@Chickie me too but very american😊

@Insomniac100 🙀

@jjoe01 Alabama rednecks 🙄

@TheProphet 🤑

@MsAnnThropy ⚾

@JRVanguard exactly. We gotta fight the good fight. In other words, just keep trying. 🤗

@JRVanguard I won't. I can't dessert my family. They need my crazy ass lol.🤗

@JoyfulSilence 🙀

@Coppercoil It is Amendment Negative One:

"A well regulated lunatic fringe, being necessary to the colorfulness of a free State, the right of the people to be stupid and ignorant, shall not be infringed."

It should have been this one, but it did not pass:

"A well educated populous, being necessary to the sanity of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear books, shall not be infringed."

Now the "firemen" are running amok!

@JoyfulSilence 🙀🙀

@Chickie I take that back.

Circumcision

The American flag

The word "ya'll"