My dog ate my room, and my Gramma threw a walrus at the class!!

The FBI was here. Asking questions about you. I told them everything!

I was going to clean the the room, but then I got...

Well... My daughter tears my room up because it's hers too 😭 I just leave it torn up until she goes back to her mom's lol there's no point in cleaning it every night just for it to be a mess again in the morning

lost track of time playing basketball

I'm too stressed out to function properly mate

That's what pay my cleaner to do and I don't go to class now I'm not teaching.

Better to lose clean than to win dirty.

I’ve graduated from college and the room’s more or less clean ?

it is the clock! Unbelievable, in the infinity of numbers we only get 24 hours!

I was totally gonna, but then I remembered that I didn’t wanna 🤷‍♂

I'm lazy and damn proud of it. Now get out of my room.

This is your room stop insisting it’s mine and demanding I clean it.

Geeez Dad! I'm an artist working on my dark poetry...you don't understand me * runs off *

Well, I did clean my room today.
Also my college graduation was over 49 years ago...so I don't need to attend class.

I'm fed up with the place

I don't go to class and too old to be bossed around by some young whippersnapper😤

I’m learning to think independently

Video games, trying to grind out this French tank

Well… I just couldn’t find time to work it in. 😌

I was under the impression you were going to do that for me 🤷

The classroom was way too hot, and the teacher kept giving anecdotes about his own life instead of the source material... The Headache and sniffles are a normal thing these days, but a good excuse to get out of class... I needed to catch up on chores at home anyway.

😬😬😬😬😬😬

Shut up mom