What chapters would you separate your autobiography into?

Before The Bestles. After The Beatles. When I gave up on life. I don't think I would bother with anything after I was 27. I'm 75.

1st, 2nd etc.

Snore
Snore loudly
Snore more

Compuserve, Yahoo Answers, MySpace, EP, Answer Mug & SW

Normal, cool, overly depressed and higher stimulated, losing his brains, eternal immortality

Misery
Despair
Hatred
Hopelessness
War Within
Rampancy