Hey Sweetie

I always choose to believe it was endearing… that way even if I’m wrong, I feel good

I get it, sweetie

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Love u sweetiepoops🫶🏽

Not my favourite but better than Hey you ...

My favorite is when people get really riled up and their fingers slip in the middle of that keyboard fury and it becomes "Listen here, sweaty!" 😼

"Now sweetie...." *condescension to immediately follow*