I was riding up an elevator in a local high rise when a woman looked and me and said "You look just like Moses". We shared a laugh. A few years later a drunk wandered in to a meeting I was attending. I went over to say hi, He looked at me and said "You look just like Moses". Last summer I was walking down the street when a passing car screeched to a halt. The passenger rolled down the window and yelled "You look just like Moses". How do they know what Moses looked like????

My daughter-in-law complaining to me that my son was immature, like it was my job to fix him. I felt that if she thought he was immature she shouldn't have chosen him. Regardless, I figured that I didn't have any role to play in their marriage.

A friend of mine said to me, "You must have balls of steel!". I was telling him about buying a foreclosure in Michigan and having it fixed up.

that a coworker more than 20 years my junior said i looked handsome but with a twinkle in her eye...it's weird because i so wanted to jump her bones but that would be wrong

A doctor once gleefully told me I had the cleanest ears she had ever seen. 🤔

I make tourette's look good

You are now married 😀

Not weird but more random "i wish i could clone 5 more of you"

I´d better don´t tell.........

That I looked like Thelma from Scooby-Doo cartoon🫤