Wife and dog kidnapped by ninjas need money for karate lessons. I really want my dog back.

you could barter; try offering them something that ninjas need - black clothing perhaps? A knife sharpener? A gag to stop your wife from nagging?

helensusanswift · 26-30, F

@Thevy29 Is your dog all right?

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@helensusanswift Dunno. That mutt gets along with everybody.

helensusanswift · 26-30, F

@Thevy29 Oh, well. Best get another. You might find one with a wife attached.

It will take a long spiritual journey to the dojo in falakata to remedy this situation...

SW-User

Damn I’d join the ninjas

Lolz

😧

Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

Hahahah mean

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