Are you only hanging out with me because of the prophecy?

@Ambroseguy80
Awwee 🥺

@FreeSpirit1
*hides

@mindstruggle It would be cool

@FreestyleArt
What do you feed him?

@mindstruggle buffalo Wings c:

@mindstruggle Because I have not been prophesied 😒

@GnomeyGee
You're the sacrifice 🙄

@mindstruggle

@lilylovesgaming1986
The prophecy that says you owe me three goats.

@CountScrofula
Look, Dave...don't tell me you've been there

@mindstruggle I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE WORDS

@CountScrofula

@Thinkerbell I thought so!

@TexChik

He was nice-looking back then, but the years haven't been kind. ☹

@Thinkerbell

@3Dogmatic
Excellent. Bring the goat.

@mindstruggle … on my way!

@onrealityofdreams
Pick your timeline 😒

@mindstruggle I await your orders.

@BobbyMoeven
Good. The ritual begins at dawn.

@mindstruggle

Ahhhhh man..

I was gonna sleep in tomorrow.

@GuiltyBiStander
😐😐😐

@mindstruggle 🙃

@mindstruggle there you go again, bribing me with durian

Guess what? I’m going to a durian farm next month in Malaysia
True story

@Ferric67
Ohh!!! Enjoy!! I've never been to Malaysia

@mindstruggle this will be my third trip to Asia

I’ll start off by flying from NY to Taipei
From there I’ll head over to Kuala Lumpur

@Captainjackass
So? 🙄

@mindstruggle that hardly makes it a prophecy.

@TurtlePink
The scrolls were vague, but I knew it was you.

@mindstruggle psh, you know I'm a rebel 😌

@thepeculiarpanda
You’ll look great in the wanted posters.

@mindstruggle