are you delusional?

i dropped my glass jar of sweet tea and as i was watching it plummet to the tile i thought "well at least the jar wont break" and obviously it shattered on contact 😐 my optimism is silly sometimes

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BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

My imaginary husband says I'm not, and I'm inclined to believe him.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

To some degree. I have a lot of health anxiety that doesn't make any sense. Too many bad experiences in the past and I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop; meanwhile, all my lab results are coming back fine. 🤦🏻

Frostcloud · F

@thepreposterouspanda ive been starting to get health anxiety for literally no reason 😐 im stressing about food poisining every time i eat

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

I'm like that when cooking. "It'll turn out fiiiinnneeee"
😭 Then I realise I should have just tasted it when I had the time to correct it.

Frostcloud · F

@assemblingaknob ugh i totally get this 😭😭

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Yeah, pretty much.

greensnacks · 31-35, F

Sometimes

tenente · 100+, M

not delusional but maybe a little different? i talk to myself sometimes and it makes me self conscious. you shouldn't feel that way, talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. no stop you're making that up. i'm serious, and also people who talk to themselves are very handsome and have lots of girlfriends. blush. wink.

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