What are some epic fail excuses?

What are some funny excuses for messing up while playing golf? I'm trying to make some mulligan cards. A mulligan is something you can purchase to get another shot or a do over.

PG please :)
Thanks

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SW-User

The world of golf is definitely one area I don’t know well at all

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SW-User

@coffeedimplez very cool..
is it a scramble style?

coffeedimplez · 26-30, F

I think so but I'm not sure

SW-User

@coffeedimplez they’re fun

firefall · 61-69, M

The dog ate my ball
Sorry, that deflected off a passing UFO
Somebody moved that tree into my way!

coffeedimplez · 26-30, F

@firefall lol thanks

firefall · 61-69, M

@coffeedimplez I've actually heard all those at various times. Oh, and this one

'It's a drought! that lake isn't meant to be there'

xixgun · M

Earthquake, what are you looking at me for?

coffeedimplez · 26-30, F

@xixgun lol I thought of using an earthquake one

xixgun · M

@coffeedimplez Or you could use a pop culture reference, "The Avengers are fighting aliens. What do you want from me?"

Cowboybob · M

I’m just here for the exercise
I should have picked my head up

4meAndyou · F

"I was psyched out because I was thinking about Gary Woodland."😂

SW-User

Too old for the job.

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