What are some epic fail excuses?

What are some funny excuses for messing up while playing golf? I'm trying to make some mulligan cards. A mulligan is something you can purchase to get another shot or a do over.

PG please :)
Thanks

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firefall · 61-69, M

The dog ate my ball
Sorry, that deflected off a passing UFO
Somebody moved that tree into my way!

coffeedimplez · 26-30, F

@firefall lol thanks

firefall · 61-69, M

@coffeedimplez I've actually heard all those at various times. Oh, and this one

'It's a drought! that lake isn't meant to be there'