What are some epic fail excuses?

What are some funny excuses for messing up while playing golf? I'm trying to make some mulligan cards. A mulligan is something you can purchase to get another shot or a do over.

PG please :)
Thanks

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xixgun · M

Earthquake, what are you looking at me for?

coffeedimplez · 26-30, F

@xixgun lol I thought of using an earthquake one

xixgun · M

@coffeedimplez Or you could use a pop culture reference, "The Avengers are fighting aliens. What do you want from me?"