What are some epic fail excuses?

What are some funny excuses for messing up while playing golf? I'm trying to make some mulligan cards. A mulligan is something you can purchase to get another shot or a do over.

PG please :)
Thanks

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Cowboybob · M

I’m just here for the exercise
I should have picked my head up