I was until you caught me 🙄

You’re so adorable I can’t help it.

Are you spying on me? 🤨

Yep. I am collecting your data and I found out you wear make up

nope but i will now 😅

"remote monitoring"...

Eye eye

No, I'm not with the CIA

Asks the CIA Agent next to me...
He says he can't confirm nor Deny

Geez, can’t a guy walk behind you in a trenchcoat and Fedora, ducking into doorways whenever you look back, without accused of being a spy? Sheesh! 🙄

I am a people watcher
So you better behave 💪✌

No you're not worthy of me spying on you

Well, as you can only be seen with binoculars even at close distance then technically yes 🤔

It always feels like somebodies waaaatchin meee

Yes. Your mom pays me.

It’s called stalking, and there’s a DIFFERENCE! 🙄

yes. hacked into your mic. its so cute how you talk to yourself.

Yeah, you keep looking at my google search history like the feds

yes

Yep 🔭

don't be shy Bard-san ☺

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