If you had to eat a human what part would you eat first ?

If it came to that I think I'd rather not be here anymore

Some guys were stranded on a boat and their friend died...The leader said that: 'We have not eaten for 2 weeks, we need to eat George, whatever football team you support will direct you to the part you can eat.

Emily was first, she said 'I support Hearts' (Heart of Midlothian) so she ate the heart.

Bill said 'I support Liverpool'...So bill buggered off with the liver.

James said, ' I support Arsenal but I am not very hungry at the moment.'

Souls taste good dipped in garlic butter. So I’ve heard.

stay away from the feet or you might get tomaine poisoning

If it was a man, I would devour his peens.

Well as long as I had a couple of onions I would start with the liver.. Cheers and happy weekend!

the leg ,i don't want that fucker running off before i'm finished lol

Assuming its a man, the penis.

Is your last name Donner?

A females breasts or ass.

Ribs

If they were hot they get hot sauce, if their ugly they get BBQ.

Well if it was a woman that would probably be a breast or a thigh

Nothing like a good rump roast!

The tender loin

Ass, I like to eat ass

I’m my experience ass

Pussy if fresh

The lunchbox.

Dude! Please!

First I would check for a pulse, is everyone assuming their dead!?

If it was female I'd feast heartily.
If it was male I'd starve to death.

The butt, definitely the butt.

Liver of course

penis

IDK but I would have it go through whatever a McDonald's hamburger experiences

I'd starve.

What demon possessed you to ask this question

I would eat the testicles of a guy first, because I'm already use to eating the testicles of sheep which I buy fresh, not frozen from a butcher shop!