I love you

🤔🤔🤔 I told TWO this morning. I cleaned out the freezer again in the community room, and when I offered my neighbor some of the TV dinners that are NOT supposed to be put into the freezer, she took some of them...and then she said, "Oh, but NOT if you are planning to eat them yourself!" And I fibbed...and said, "No, no, I am getting rid of them." In FACT I will probably eat them.

THEN I lied AGAIN while telling the fridge story to an online friend...for the same reason. I guess I am embarrassed that I am actually EATING those crap tv dinners.

"I'm Fine!"

This one.

I never tell lies

‘I forgot to bring the balloons’ to my 2 year old nephew after his father had asked not to give him one.

I never lie. Oops, just now.

I'm okay

I'm okay

I'm ok.

I did not eat that last cookie 🍪 😌

I ran Burkina Faso for 4 months in a coup

Strawberries are out of season.

That I care about a family member by marriage...I really don't

“You’ve never used the uber app?”

Me: No…

I told myself that I don’t love him

I do.

FuQer lol 🧑🏻‍✈

That was the dog, I swear.

That wasn’t me. 😐

They changed ....yeah ...no they did not

You go first

I didn't answer a phone call Saturday night. I told them the next day I was in bed asleep and missed it. I was actually at the bar.

I complimented a friend's mom's outfit even though it wasn't flattering on her because I didn't have the heart to say that she looked horrible. She's one of those people who tries to dress young and in my mind I was saying hell no

I prefer not to... The closest I get is saying "I'm ok" when I'm in pain. To me it's true bc I'm functioning and not dead.

That I didnt know which class I have next year.

Ive known since March

I didn't know anything about it

I don't even remember. Lies stress me out lol

i only lie when i tell the truth