Are you a male of the human species?

Looks down ...

Sees boobs and no bulge in the pants ....

I guess not !!!

One of the nicer examples I believe !

For the most part, yes.. with a tinge of something else, woof woof

My coworkers think that I am a human hybrid alien

@dark548 😆when i showered this morning i was lol

Not sure about the human bit

I'm ur dads sneaky gay lover

No, and thankfully.

Yeah, but not much of one.

Negatory

Seems I am.........

Affirmative

Yep