No one talks to me that way!

I'm always nice to you. 😌

okay buster

I'm your banker and am looking over your mortgage

Oh yeah?🙄

I just did

I was only asking the time...geesh! 🙄

Well. Keep trying, maybe someone will

*makes notes*

How do they talk to you?

I'm saving my talk for the jury, Mr. Defendant!

But how do they whisper to you?

Everyone looks down at you when they talk ....get taller

What are you gonna do about it!?

Okay, do you understand sign language?

Yeah you get em told Bard... 乂^◡^乂

Well, actually everyone talks that way to you...(with your lack of height, they are pretty much forced to talk down to you).

Except me, you lily-livered little leprechaun 😌

Nice. Now shut up and sit down and listen to me. LOL

NEED I REMIND YOU THAT I AM YOUR POTATO PROTECTOR AND SOON TO BE A POTATO GOD?!! 🥔😡💣 I WILL SPEAK TO YOU HOW EVER THE PHUK I WANT 🥔😡💥