I will fight any man on this website

@badminton Stop, you're going to give him an erection! 🤪

@GuyWithOpinions He doesn't know.

@GuyWithOpinions who is the true alpha male and who is a keyboard jockey

@DoctorCrazypants oh.. how do we fight that?

@Nitedoc That has no sway over the gauntlet I've laid down. Ppl on this thread are a bunch of meat gazers

@Nitedoc He's posted his weener on here. It's really, really small lmao

@DoctorCrazypants Shame you don't demonstrate that, then.

@HootyTheNightOwl Thus the reason for the post. I shall defeat other men to demonstrate my alphaness

@DoctorCrazypants Only a baboon at a weed convention would make posts like this.

If you were really an "alpha", you'd be too busy leading by example and it would show. Making posts like this demonstrates that you are an omega.

@SW-User I didn’t want to get divorced, but you spread yourself too thin, with too many women and I deserve more attention, dammit!

@SW-User Tell you what, just for you, I promise to not propose to another woman for an entire month. How about that?

@SW-User such a romantic 🫠

@SW-User we will just gang up on crazypants and then call the fight off

@deadgerbil which one will get scared first?

@SW-User that I want to see 🤭

@Morvoren hell he is kicking our asses! This guy is tough--you got anything for him? @DoctorCrazypants