Do you need medical attention or...Do you just need to be bonked on the head? The magic staff can do either or (+1)
My grandfather doesn't believe in dinosaurs.He says that they took DNA from Obama's ear lobes to create lizard people to inhabit the hollow earth and staff the DUMBs - deep underground military bases.
What if you could eat free at a restaurant...BUT for every meal, a stranger has to sit across the table and closely watches you eat? Would you eat there?
Bigfoot is trying to infiltrate human societyHe's been posing as a Rabbi here in town. Before that he was working over at the burger hut. He's even been in a knife fight with one of the local hobos.
A weird recurring dream I've had all my lifeI will find myself standing out near the road at night. My grandmother stands in the road with glowing eyes. In a demonic deep voice she says "Cross the road, burn the toad" And there will be kermit nailed to a post on the other side.
Casting spells against the evil of the Trump administrationI am in contact with multiple witches, a couple wizards, African witch doctors and a bouda. MAGA has no idea the curses and hexes that are being cooked up this very moment. The spirit of liberalism is being empowered to put a stop to the evil goals... See More »