My grandfather doesn't believe in dinosaurs.He says that they took DNA from Obama's ear lobes to create lizard people to inhabit the hollow earth and staff the DUMBs - deep underground military bases.
What if you could eat free at a restaurant...BUT for every meal, a stranger has to sit across the table and closely watches you eat? Would you eat there?
Bigfoot is trying to infiltrate human societyHe's been posing as a Rabbi here in town. Before that he was working over at the burger hut. He's even been in a knife fight with one of the local hobos.
A weird recurring dream I've had all my lifeI will find myself standing out near the road at night. My grandmother stands in the road with glowing eyes. In a demonic deep voice she says "Cross the road, burn the toad" And there will be kermit nailed to a post on the other side.
Casting spells against the evil of the Trump administrationI am in contact with multiple witches, a couple wizards, African witch doctors and a bouda. MAGA has no idea the curses and hexes that are being cooked up this very moment. The spirit of liberalism is being empowered to put a stop to the evil goals... See More ยป
Trump is the worst president not only in US history, but quite possibly world historyIf you deny this you are a window sill chewing shit for brains lying delusional cretinous dunderhead.
Ireland and Scotland are the same place, they aren't separate. It's a government psyopAnybody that thinks they are separate countries has been brainwashed
There are clowns living inside the walls of my houseThey also run across the roof and tap on the windows at night. People in town are in on it. They change their race and height every day. Somebody has also been shitting in my mailbox as an intimidation tactic. They release bats from the rooftop of... See More ยป
Bigfoot is living in my attic. I swear i will have video proofHe sends me psychic messages saying he wants to cook and eat me.
My friend told me he has necrotizing fascitisI said honey *snap snap* I knew that when you was walking around with that MAGA hat *snap snap* ๐น๐คก
I'm going to create an AI copy of myself. Its sole purpose shall be to troll Similar WorldsHow do you feel about that?
I am a witch and I'm constantly casting spells against the Trump administrationThe spirit of liberalism is going to rise up out of the mountains like a giant bat monster and sweep across the untied status. America is going to turn 400% BLUEEE BABYYY