True story…
In my late 20s I was trying to quit smoking and someone told me to put baking soda in my ashtray. I got pulled over for speeding and the cop went completely ballistic and made me get out of my car. He brought out his drug dog and I just kept telling him it was baking soda.
The dog jumped in my car and started smelling it and did one of those sneezes that blew it all over the place and slung his snot and drool everywhere.
The cop looked at me mortified, followed me to the car wash, and cleaned inside my car while I sat outside the gas station, smoked a half a pack of cigarettes, and petted his dog.
In my late 20s I was trying to quit smoking and someone told me to put baking soda in my ashtray. I got pulled over for speeding and the cop went completely ballistic and made me get out of my car. He brought out his drug dog and I just kept telling him it was baking soda.
The dog jumped in my car and started smelling it and did one of those sneezes that blew it all over the place and slung his snot and drool everywhere.
The cop looked at me mortified, followed me to the car wash, and cleaned inside my car while I sat outside the gas station, smoked a half a pack of cigarettes, and petted his dog.
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@Pinkstarburst ROTFLMAO!!!😆😂🤣
A longtime ago, when I was young & reckless, I was speeding down a road at 3am, and glimpsed a cop car. I immediately removed my feet from the pedals and disengaged the clutch and let the car coast. NO brake lights. The cops came up behind me flashing lights. Pulled me over.
I was a longhaired bearded teenager driving my own sportscar. The cop told me that it was illegal to use a radar detector. I told I dont have one.
He ordered me out of the car, frisked me and asked where was the radar detector. Again, I said I dont have one. He had me lean against the trunk, while his partner searched my car, under the seat, under the dash, inside the engine, but nothing.
I could see he was pissed, but he had no evidence.
Finally, he gave me a warning, and said radar detectors are illegal. And left.
I was a longhaired bearded teenager driving my own sportscar. The cop told me that it was illegal to use a radar detector. I told I dont have one.
He ordered me out of the car, frisked me and asked where was the radar detector. Again, I said I dont have one. He had me lean against the trunk, while his partner searched my car, under the seat, under the dash, inside the engine, but nothing.
I could see he was pissed, but he had no evidence.
Finally, he gave me a warning, and said radar detectors are illegal. And left.
meggie · F
I went on holiday a couple of months ago and my friend gave me a tomato plant to take home. Tomato plants can look a lot like cannabis from a distance. As I carried it through Victoria Station, all these police with sniffer dogs came walking towards me. I knew what they were thinking. But carried on walking and couldn't help chuckling.
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samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
there has been fentanyl trouble since at least the mid-1990s. Anyone who did what he did needs to be educated. They do that on fictional shows, but no one with any background in science or law enforcement would ever do that. Fentanyl would be only one thing to worry about.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Pinkstarburst · F
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