One time I called the police

Because my twins found a small bag with a powdery white substance on the sidewalk down the street from our house on their way home from school. They were about 10 years old. They came in the door, saying mom we found a bag of drugs on the sidewalk.

I called the police because I wasn’t sure what I’m supposed to do with it. They said they would send an officer over. When I gave it to him, he studied it and And then he put his finger in it and tasted it.

I said, are you sure you should do that? He said well I need to figure out what exactly it is.

After he tasted it, he smiled and said that’s crushed up mint candy! Lmao

True story

Top | New | Old

Pinkstarburst · F Best Comment

True story…

In my late 20s I was trying to quit smoking and someone told me to put baking soda in my ashtray. I got pulled over for speeding and the cop went completely ballistic and made me get out of my car. He brought out his drug dog and I just kept telling him it was baking soda.

The dog jumped in my car and started smelling it and did one of those sneezes that blew it all over the place and slung his snot and drool everywhere.

The cop looked at me mortified, followed me to the car wash, and cleaned inside my car while I sat outside the gas station, smoked a half a pack of cigarettes, and petted his dog.

View 1 more replies »

Pinkstarburst · F

@JamesBugman He was after I gutted him.

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

@Pinkstarburst hilarious!!!

Guardian

@Pinkstarburst ROTFLMAO!!!😆😂🤣

Guardian

A longtime ago, when I was young & reckless, I was speeding down a road at 3am, and glimpsed a cop car. I immediately removed my feet from the pedals and disengaged the clutch and let the car coast. NO brake lights. The cops came up behind me flashing lights. Pulled me over.

I was a longhaired bearded teenager driving my own sportscar. The cop told me that it was illegal to use a radar detector. I told I dont have one.

He ordered me out of the car, frisked me and asked where was the radar detector. Again, I said I dont have one. He had me lean against the trunk, while his partner searched my car, under the seat, under the dash, inside the engine, but nothing.

I could see he was pissed, but he had no evidence.
Finally, he gave me a warning, and said radar detectors are illegal. And left.

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

there has been fentanyl trouble since at least the mid-1990s. Anyone who did what he did needs to be educated. They do that on fictional shows, but no one with any background in science or law enforcement would ever do that. Fentanyl would be only one thing to worry about.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

not sure when that happened - but if it happened in the last 10 years he was foolhardy

I'm glad he didn't crash on a fentanyl hit.

View 1 more replies »

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

@Pretzel he might have been suspicious about it being candy before he tried it. Looking back it was one of those sealed bags that individual mints come in, not like a drug bag.