One time I called the police

Because my twins found a small bag with a powdery white substance on the sidewalk down the street from our house on their way home from school. They were about 10 years old. They came in the door, saying mom we found a bag of drugs on the sidewalk.

I called the police because I wasn’t sure what I’m supposed to do with it. They said they would send an officer over. When I gave it to him, he studied it and And then he put his finger in it and tasted it.

I said, are you sure you should do that? He said well I need to figure out what exactly it is.

After he tasted it, he smiled and said that’s crushed up mint candy! Lmao

True story