Why do you take so long in the shower?

Because I can

I have a large area to clean 🤣

showers are relatively quick but love a nice long soak in the tub

My shower massager's name is Steve!

Too much hair

It's an enjoyable and precious time but usually I don't take long just when I feel like doing it

I normally don’t except for the days I manscape

As someone has already said
Because I can

It takes a long time for the water to reach me.

I use both shower and bath tub

Gettikg ready for u

Because i am wanking

When you're enjoying something,
You don't want it to end 😊

U gotta get the farts out

It's relaxing

I’ve progressed from shower beers to shower whiskey 🥃 and whiskey is a time commitment

I usually mastubate

Because i like being clean also the water feels so good

I take my body hygiene process seriously.

I also shave in the shower so that adds time.

I own a butter churning operation let's just say.

because it feels good ,,,,lol

Shower Schmower

It's my quiet time

I want to be ready…….lol

I’m singing 🎤

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I'm very dirty

Define 'long'. My body is nothing to look at so i dont admire myself or bat off in the shower. Max 5 minutes.

I always say it's a black hole. The time is warped.

Have to clean all the cracks a crevices !!

masturbation

Stuff... 😏