Please go take a shower

This is literally how I feel about my 6 year old son 🤣🤣

I just did 🙄

It's too late.. I already put on deodorant and I'm not wasting it.

Where do you want me to take it?!

Well, I mean I would, but where would I put it? 🤷‍♂

I just had a golden shower. Will that do?

Where do you want me to take it to??? 🤔🤔🤔

I will have a tongue bath

*looks around* I’m already in there… letting the conditioner soak

I just did, you need to wear deodorant already.

*hands you the mirror

*waves arm pits at you* whiff it up. 🙂‍↔

I'm going to go and roll around in mud just for you

Stop talking to yourself and go shower.

Don’t be such a Bard!

Projecting is not cool, dude