My lifelong dream is to be an old lady who sits on her porch and yells at traffic.

I sit on our front porch and sip bourbon, but I don't yell at the kids. They are my future cheap labor to mow my lawn. I do yell at traffic going faster than our 25 mph limit.

Sure

I`m already there.

The senior I caregive for is getting really grumpy. But hey if you live long enough you should be able to do what you want lol

I’m in! 🍸

Sounds fun
I'm in
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I'm in !!!!!

On it 🍸

Admirable

I suppose I can do that.

Angry granny

I'm already sittin' on the porch, sippin' cider, countin' cars.

I can yell first rate

What about a Margarita and a Margherita?

Why wait till you get old? 😀

We'll rule the neighborhood together !!

Yes, with rocking chairs.

Looks like you finally let your kids out of the house. Good, now maybe the wind will blow the stink off 'em!

Margaritas and Molotov Cocktails!

Fuck yeah - you like em classic or blended.

You're already old start yelling old woman

KEEP YOUR DOG OFF MY LAWN!! I NEVER INVITED YOU OR IT!! I WILL DECIDE IF IT NEEDS FERTILIZER

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Me! 👋

we can sit and eat these lol