My lifelong dream is to be an old lady who sits on her porch and yells at traffic.

I`m already there.

I sit on our front porch and sip bourbon, but I don't yell at the kids. They are my future cheap labor to mow my lawn. I do yell at traffic going faster than our 25 mph limit.

Sure

🙋🏻

Why wait till you get old? 😀

On it 🍸

I’m in! 🍸

The senior I caregive for is getting really grumpy. But hey if you live long enough you should be able to do what you want lol

I'm already sittin' on the porch, sippin' cider, countin' cars.

Fuck yeah - you like em classic or blended.

Me! 👋

KEEP YOUR DOG OFF MY LAWN!! I NEVER INVITED YOU OR IT!! I WILL DECIDE IF IT NEEDS FERTILIZER

Yes, with rocking chairs.

Looks like you finally let your kids out of the house. Good, now maybe the wind will blow the stink off 'em!

Sounds fun
I'm in
🙋🏻‍♂

I suppose I can do that.

Angry granny

Admirable

I'm in !!!!!

Margaritas and Molotov Cocktails!

You're already old start yelling old woman

We'll rule the neighborhood together !!

I like my porch without any traffic

I can yell first rate

What about a Margarita and a Margherita?

we can sit and eat these lol