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I just ripped a savory one in an aisle at Walmart

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

Well done, now move away quickly and put a shocked and disgusted expression on your face. If there is an older gentleman there he will get the blame.

MsSwan

@AndysAttic 🤣😂

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

@AndysAttic It works for old women too...Don't ask me how I know this...

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Oh yes I can smell it all the way to Scandinavia. 🤢😂

SW-User

Clean up on aisle 9

BizSuitStacy · M

You can blame it on the old guy standing near the laxatives

CestManan · 46-50, F

@BizSuitStacy oh my God one time I was at Walmart picking up a prescription because I was having another STD outbreak and there was some old dude walking in front of me and he ripped azz and turned around to see if I had noticed. It's like what the hell?

BizSuitStacy · M

@CestManan At least you had an audible warning. I hate it when you're in a grocery store aisle then suddenly realize you're under a gas attack.

CestManan · 46-50, F

@BizSuitStacy Audible warning HAHAHAHA 🤣

CestManan · 46-50, F

Hey Swann, so my room mate and I used to call the place Wal-Fart.

LordShadowfire · 46-50

@CestManan That is so weird. So does the entire rest of the country. 😆😆😆

CestManan · 46-50, F

@LordShadowfire I bet. Sometimes we would sigh and say "Wal*mart" like it were a ridiculous word.

MsSwan

@CestManan That's why I farted in the aisle 😂

Matt85 · 36-40, M

Haha, eww.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

You're right dad. No point in going to that Galaxy

SW-User

Thanks for keeping us posted.

Emjay · 18-21, F

EPA to aisle 3!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Pretzel · 61-69, M

I've done that before - alone on the aisle and then somebody rounds the corner...

I felt sorry for a few of them.

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

😲 [i]THAT WAS YOU?![/i]

(I'm pretty sure I walked right through it 😅)

MsSwan

@LucyFuhr Oooof!

thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M

Good, they deserve it. They owe me money. 😤😂

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Crop dusting is a public service

Jimthere4fun

🤣 crop dusting down the aisle

SW-User

Well done!

meggie · F

I went into a small grocery store recently and heard an irish woman shout out "Jerry, you"ve stunk 'ta fecking shop out". People were leaving without buying anything.

Funlov · M

I haven’t stepped in a Walmart in seven years. Nothing there. I need nothing at all.

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Funlov · M

@MsSwan no I don’t go in that place everything is cheap. The shit wouldn’t buy it take throwaway shit.

MsSwan

@Funlov They have every-ting that all the other stores have too though.

Funlov · M

@MsSwan yeah I don’t shop there I just don’t I don’t support them

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

TexChik · F

😷

CestManan · 46-50, F

Did it have the fragrant Aroma of freshly baked bread?

MsSwan

@CestManan Not even close

CestManan · 46-50, F

@MsSwan Shows what I know. 😬

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

you could pull it off with the right outfit

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lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Emjay amazing she still fits a size 28

Emjay · 18-21, F

@lumberjackslam Size 48 might fit her.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@lumberjackslam
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calicuz · 51-55, M

Did you wait for the screams?

MsSwan

@calicuz No, I hauled it out of there, lol

Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

Shop lifter

CestManan · 46-50, F

@Donotfolowme I cannot get over how MsSwann called it "Savory".

Someone rips a nasty ol azz biscuit and calls it that.

MsSwan

@Donotfolowme Yes, that's one way to clear the aisle so you can shoplift, lol

LordShadowfire · 46-50

Very well done.

CestManan · 46-50, F

@LordShadowfire In a plot twist, we find out MsSwann actually stole a salty snack, therefore "ripping a savory one".

Okay fine, bad joke, I will do better next time.

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