I just ripped a savory one in an aisle at Walmart

@AndysAttic 🤣😂

@AndysAttic It works for old women too...Don't ask me how I know this...

@BizSuitStacy oh my God one time I was at Walmart picking up a prescription because I was having another STD outbreak and there was some old dude walking in front of me and he ripped azz and turned around to see if I had noticed. It's like what the hell?

@Punches At least you had an audible warning. I hate it when you're in a grocery store aisle then suddenly realize you're under a gas attack.

@BizSuitStacy Audible warning HAHAHAHA 🤣

@Punches That is so weird. So does the entire rest of the country. 😆😆😆

@LordShadowfire I bet. Sometimes we would sigh and say "Wal*mart" like it were a ridiculous word.

@Punches That's why I farted in the aisle 😂

@LucyFuhr Oooof!

@MsSwan no I don’t go in that place everything is cheap. The shit wouldn’t buy it take throwaway shit.

@Funlov They have every-ting that all the other stores have too though.

@MsSwan yeah I don’t shop there I just don’t I don’t support them

@Punches Not even close

@MsSwan Shows what I know. 😬

@Emjay amazing she still fits a size 28

@pancakeslam Size 48 might fit her.

@pancakeslam

@calicuz No, I hauled it out of there, lol

@Donotfolowme I cannot get over how MsSwann called it "Savory".

Someone rips a nasty ol azz biscuit and calls it that.

@Donotfolowme Yes, that's one way to clear the aisle so you can shoplift, lol

@LordShadowfire In a plot twist, we find out MsSwann actually stole a salty snack, therefore "ripping a savory one".

Okay fine, bad joke, I will do better next time.