crazywolf842002 · 41-45, M
You shouldn't shop there it creates way to much work for me.
@crazywolf842002 I like keeping you busy and out of trouble.
crazywolf842002 · 41-45, M
Ha they already having me working 6 10 hour shifts till Christmas.
@crazywolf842002 I feel your pain. I did my time in retail.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
Wow, that's funny. They do everything they can to prevent you from creating hassles for them including (but I'm sure not limited to) sending out very poorly written automatic email responses!! 😂😂😂
@sarabee1995 I'm sure Sayali put a lot of time into this email. lol
Mamapolo2016 · F
They did NOT actually say that?
Amazon is having a nervous breakdown. They missed a delivery to me by a day. The auto message on the tracking page was "if you don't get it by Thursday, come back, and we'll help you out."
Usually successful retailers end with a whimper, not a bang.
Amazon is having a nervous breakdown. They missed a delivery to me by a day. The auto message on the tracking page was "if you don't get it by Thursday, come back, and we'll help you out."
Usually successful retailers end with a whimper, not a bang.
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@Mamapolo2016 Tis sad, but true. :s
Mamapolo2016 · F
@AcidBurn I would get that framed. A moment of frankness in a sea of crap.
@Mamapolo2016 good idea 🤔
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
I don't get what the message really means... Weird. But I suggest you to just wait for a couple of days, and then act, later.
Once I had a pack delivered (on the website) when it wasn't delivered at all, but the guy at the postal service just saved it as delivered on his device, I suppose. I had the pack the day after, but at the beginning I was like "what?".
Once I had a pack delivered (on the website) when it wasn't delivered at all, but the guy at the postal service just saved it as delivered on his device, I suppose. I had the pack the day after, but at the beginning I was like "what?".
Straylight · 31-35, F
That sounds a little back handed.
@Straylight just a little... I assume it was a typo :s
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Hahahahahahahaahaha
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@CountScrofula I assume "creating" was posta be something like "encountering."
I also assumed these messages were basically form letters. I can't imagine they type them all out for every customer.
I also assumed these messages were basically form letters. I can't imagine they type them all out for every customer.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@AcidBurn Yeah almost certainly a form letter. Amazon automates everything it can possibly automate. Someone probably was on their 17th hour of their shift and the mandatory injections started to cause neural failures.
@CountScrofula Why don't they just have alexa handle it?
ozgirl512 · 31-35, F
I would say whoever wrote that needs some English lessons ... What penalties does their guaranteed 2 day delivery incur if they don't deliver?
Was that written by someone with English as a second language?
@VeronicaJane I have no idea. Their name looks foreign, but I can't make that assumption.
@AcidBurn LOL... they want to prevent you from creating any hassle at Amazon.com? 🤔
@VeronicaJane it would appear so ...
morrgin · F
I assure you that if you go to these webpages...and click on my affiliate links...just kidding.
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SW-User
Lmao what a mixed message 😂😂 i think someone made a mistake somewhere
@SW-User I'm always so paranoid about calling amazon on anything they do. They've been known for closing people's accounts (give it a google) which means you lose everything, including your gift card balance.

SW-User
@AcidBurn What the 😰 are you serious? That’s some pretty shady stuff going on.. nah nvm I’m sorry to say but it sounds like you’re in an abusive relationship with amazon
@SW-User I am, but the masochist in me just can't get enough.
Pfuzylogic · M
Amazon is there only for the money.
They don’t keep promises. 😇
They don’t keep promises. 😇
Pfuzylogic · M
@AcidBurn
Have you bought anything else yet or are you going to let them wonder if they won you over?
Have you bought anything else yet or are you going to let them wonder if they won you over?
@Pfuzylogic not yet. I like to lay low and play hard to get for a lil while after they smack me around a bit.
Pfuzylogic · M
SapphicHeart · F
😂
ProdigalSummer · F
That's an asshole response at best.
@ProdigalSummer I'm sure it was a typo, but I'm still tempted to have them explain themselves.
ProdigalSummer · F
@AcidBurn my bet is that it was written by someone whose first language isn't English. The words are basically correct but the order is wonky.
@ProdigalSummer Yeah, there are some other, let's say oddities, in the email that back up that bet.