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Eat chips with chopsticks, so your dirty hands don鈥檛 contaminate the whole bag while you work 馃対馃ア


Dlrannie31-35, F
They are pretty useless for soup though 馃槀馃槀馃惣馃ア
Dlrannie31-35, F
@LiLShrimp You could try them like this 馃槀馃槀馃惣馃ア

LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Dlrannie I am 鉁╥mpressed鉁
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I pour them from the bag into a separate bowl, so I don't contaminate the whole bag.

Speaking of chopsticks...
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Ghostinthemachine Sometimes I do that too, but then I have to wash the bowl afterwards ;-; lmao
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@Ghostinthemachine @LiLShrimp that's fascinating
Matt8536-40, M
That's some OCD thinking if ever I saw it!
Spumoni46-50, M
A long time friend eats Cheetos this way. She said she never gets orange fingers
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@akshamaeh7331 馃 What? I just made it up because it makes sense to me. You can literally put any word before mode. I don鈥檛 play Minecraft. I don鈥檛 see why I would deny it if I did anyway. You鈥檙e so fucking weird, man. 馃槄
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LiLShrimp22-25, F
@akshamaeh7331 Lol I鈥檓 not gonna waste my time arguing with a fucking loser like you. 炉\_(銉)_/炉 I don鈥檛 play Minecraft, never have and never will. Peace out 鉁岋笍 May your life be less pathetic by the day.
iamelijah26-30, M
Wooden chopsticks are the easiest way to grab. I hate metal and plastic. I have difficulties using them.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@iamelijah Me too! Especially metal chopsticks are so hard to grab slippery noodles.
DavidScott51-55, M
also, you don't get grease on your hands. I eat cheetos with a spoon for this reason
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@DavidScott Exactly 馃
SpoiledbratF
I always get one out at a time. I don't touch them all.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MartinTheFirst Bjsh no I do not bite my nails. Maybe I鈥檒l sometimes suck on da fingers when they鈥檙e covered in food 鉁煑, but biting nails is just nasty.
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@LiLShrimp Well I'm nasty 馃槼
LiLShrimp22-25, F
DearAmbellina211341-45, F
But... the germs from your hands just travel down the length of the chopsticks and get into the bag anyway. And you're losing microscopic skin cells inside the bag with every dip into it.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@DearAmbellina2113 You鈥檙e overthinking too much 馃椏鉁
Jasradk26-30, M
Omg this is actually not a bad idea lol especially if one is sick. Although i do like eating the residue off my fingers 馃槀
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Jasradk I like eating residue off my fingers too, except when I鈥檓 constantly using my hands for work. ;-;
Ducky31-35, F
I gotta teach my wife how to use chopsticks so she can do this when eating her precious Hot Cheetos.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Ducky Make her become one of us 馃ア
SW-User
I鈥檓 not so great with chopsticks
I鈥檇 probably use pliers instead
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@SW-User That鈥檚 very American 馃椏鉁
SW-User
@LiLShrimp 馃き indeed!
Barefooter2546-50, M
I am pretty good when it comes to eating with chop sticks. 馃ア
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Barefooter25 Nice, good for you 馃ア馃椏
deadteddy26-30, F
You should work in advertising. I鈥檓 convinced . Great job Mikasa!
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@deadteddy Haha thank you 馃槅
Thevy2936-40, M
Nah, I'll just tip the bag up so the chips fall into my mouth
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Thevy29 I save that move for the crumbs at the bottom 馃対
I do that too. But i just use a fork and slide it through... With chopsticks if you lose one it becomes useless with a fork its only one stick.. I dont use chopsticks because it looks like im trying to show off or impress people. But they do feel cool to use since they are so rare now. With chips like hot cheetohs i just funnel the bag into my mouth
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@akshamaeh7331 Fork breaks the chips. And using chopsticks isn鈥檛 really a way to show off or impress 炉\_(銉)_/炉 unless people around you are that incompetent lmao.
@LiLShrimp not for me a fork is just too practical than chopsticks. I personly think if you use chopsticks you ar just trying to get attention and show off. Thats why i dont use them im really ambarassed to for some reason. Think like why take the flight of stairs when u can just use the elevator ie. Fork. Unless trying to get exercise. or Just use the bag... And yes people have roasted me and will roast me if i use chopsticks.
Pretzel61-69, M
I heard about this on a podcast - it's GENIUS

[media=https://youtu.be/gOJQoLPahK0]
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Pretzel I had no idea it鈥檚 a thing! Lol
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@LiLShrimp this is such a first world problem 馃ぃ
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NotSureAboutMyUserName31-35, M
It's so easy, If I start now, I'll finish the bag by new year.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@NotSureAboutMyUserName You must train more, young Padawan 馃ア
samueltyler280-89, M
Great idea, saved you for m getting all greasy for m the chips.
Heavenlywarrior36-40, M
Very Cultural I would鈥檝e never thought of it
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@Heavenlywarrior 馃椏鉁 Cultural is my middle name (jk)
SW-User
Could be my new diet plan!
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@SW-User Good idea 馃椏鉁
BackyardShaman61-69, M
Must be why the ruffles were invented!
JimboSaturn51-55, M
I think I would rather use a shovel.
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@JimboSaturn Must be a Canadian thing 馃椏
SW-User
That's a great work hack
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@SW-User Oui oui
MURD3RM0NK3Y26-30, M
Seems a bit unnecessary
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MURD3RM0NK3Y If you don鈥檛 mind the keyboard germs on ya hands 馃椏鉁
RachelLia200318-21, F
antichrist
LiLShrimp22-25, F
TeslinM
Great idea 馃挕
GeistInTheMachine31-35, M
Tactics.
Japrost41-45, M
GeistInTheMachine31-35, M
[media=https://youtu.be/KC6T3_O2iWc]
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@GeistInTheMachine Lmao I remember this scene
GeistInTheMachine31-35, M
@LiLShrimp Then you have good taste. Pun intended.
lumberjackslam41-45, M
nice keyboard
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@lumberjackslam Appreciate da compliment 鉁煑 Unfortunately I鈥檓 not the rightful owner of it.
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MartinTheFirst22-25, M
you little chinese you, youre so special 馃き
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@LiLShrimp I do 馃き But I have forgotten where you originate from that's for sure 馃ぃ
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MartinTheFirst Well that鈥檚 too damn bad! 馃椏
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@LiLShrimp It's been years 馃檧 it is too bad indeed
SW-User
Lol, you lil weirdo 馃憖
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@SW-User Fak you, someone said I鈥檓 cultural 馃槧
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MethDozerM
Chopsticks are archaic and primitive technology
LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MethDozer But they鈥檒l never go out of date 馃対馃ア
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LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MarmeeMarch Better than using your keyboard germs infected hands to touch the chips 馃槚
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LiLShrimp22-25, F
@MarmeeMarch Germ[b]s[/b] and they鈥檙e from keyboard 馃対 Not just anywhere.

 
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